This dog is driving me nuts!

She’s pacing around and groaning. We’ve already been outside to potty twice making sure to cover all the “bases.” Hubs and my other dog really didn’t leave much room for her on the couch. I think she wants to go back to bed. Hold while I investigate this notion. Nah, she just wanted her rawhide. […]

She’s a woman

…you know what I mean, You better listen, listen to me She’s gonna set you free oh oh yeah When you’re married, you no longer make decisions for yourself, well the big ones anyway. Such as but not limited to: let’s sell this house and move away, what kind of car should we buy next, […]

Don’t ask me

What you know is true Don’t have to tell you I love your precious heart I remember being in the lawyer’s office, sitting on my dad’s lap with my brother sitting on Mom’s. I guess that was the final farewell. I wouldn’t see our dad again for…I don’t know how long. I don’t remember seeing […]

You’re so vain

I bet you think this post is about you The American Bald Eagle is the only eagle of it’s description found in North America. They live on the coast and near major bodies of water since they feed on fish. Their average lifespan is about 15-20 years, although they can live longer in the wild […]

Curls Don’t Lie

I keep “telling” Pandora that I do NOT, let me reiterate, do NOT enjoy Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” and I keep hearing it. How many times do I have to repeat myself? Upon further reflection, I don’t actually like any Shakira songs.   Let’s talk about pharmaceuticals.   I take a slew of them. 12 […]

My body hates me.

Between psoriasis (limited to my scalp) and hypothyroidism, I’ve had 4 different sessions of blood work in the past month. Sometimes it pinches, sometimes it bruises but every time it pisses me off. Waiting to register to get my blood drawn then waiting to actually get blood drawn and finally…refer to previous sentence.   Let’s […]

218.2

218.2 – No, that’s not some freaky type of marathon. That’s what I weigh. This is the heaviest I have ever been. I’m swollen. My clothes nor shoes fit, even my shoes. I’m miserable. I’ve lost complete and total control of my body.                       However, 218.2 didn’t stop me from putting the following into my […]